from: Buletin Indonesia; Volume 8 Edition 2
Son : Dad, what is the difference between CONFIDENCE and CONFIDENTIAL?
Dad : You are my son, I'm CONFIDENT.
Your friend is also my son, that's CONFIDENTIAL.
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother"
Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother"
Yaa... lumayanlah, bisa bikin gw senyum di hari yang udah cheerfull